Unnecessary Sequel Alert: Donnie Darko 2


Image created by Geek Tyrant’s Admin – Root Mazer

Oh man! Are you kidding me?! Why do people think this is a good idea? There does not need to be a part 2! I really don’t want this to be true, but it is and it starts shootong on May 18th. So you wanna hear what its about?

The story picks up seven years after the first film (and Donnie’s death) when little sister Samantha Darko and her best friend Corey are now 18 and on a roadtrip to Los Angeles when they are plagued by bizarre visions.

Of course! A road trip! that will give the movie the edge is needs. Oh and guess who isn’t involved Richard Kelly the man behind the original Darko. He is a smart man for not wanting to have anything to do with this. Look what the producers of the movie have to say, this is great!

Simon Crowe of Velvet Octopus added: “I think there is a new generation of cinema-goers who will be very excited to see this film.”

Crowe quipped to ScreenDaily: “Donnie’s not in [the new film] but there are meteorites and rabbits.”

Meteorites and rabbits!? Who are these People!? Did they not understand the first movie? There’s no rabbits! From what it sounds like the movie is about 2 girls on a road trip that start having visions of meteorites that are filled with rabbits. And when the metorites hit, the rabbits come out and start to terrorize them. Does that sound about right?

Oh and Daviegh Chase Reprises her role as Donnies younger sister, so… you know. The source of our story comes from screendaily.com if you want to read the full story CLICK HERE.

-Dr. Venkman

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39 Rant-Backs so far

  1. Mazer on May 9th, 08

    “They made me do it”

  2. SM on May 9th, 08

    Don’t get me wrong; y’know, I like rabbits and all. I just don’t see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y’know, who… who never even feared death to begin with.

  3. DAVE on May 9th, 08

    I THINK ITS A STUPID IDEA TO EVEN DO A PART2, THEY WILL KILL THE WHOLE THING..

  4. JP on May 9th, 08

    I really am annoyed at this. Why can’t they leave well enough alone!? The sad thing is people will see it! People that don’t know any better. I hope it goes strait to DVD if that.

  5. RP McMurphy on May 9th, 08

    I hope the plot of the movie will be that Donnie got sucked into a meteor shower right before he died and has now formed an army of bunny men to take over Los Angeles. The only person that can stop him is his little sister. People will love it!

  6. Smells like BS on May 9th, 08

    No sources, no info on IMDB for anything. Smells like a BS rumour with a bad photoshop job (blur filter, much?) for a hit grabbing tactic.

  7. JP on May 10th, 08

    Um, Smells like BS guy? The pic was made as a joke, to show how stupid the idea of making a sequel will be. Some people just don’t have a sense of humor. The source we got the info at was also added.

  8. Mazer on May 10th, 08

    In response to “Smells like BS” i wish it were a BS rumor. But it was posted on Screen Daily and you can even find a poster for it at Movies Online. If we find out otherwise we will let you know.

    By-The-Way I would not rely on IMDB completely. There are movies and projects that I personally know that are being made or developed that are not on IMDB.

    The image I created was as a “What if” gag, after reading the story posted on Screen Daily (source) taking inspiration from their quote “there are meteorites and rabbits.” So in 15 minutes I created a mock movie image. I will admit that the blur is over used I could only find one good photo of “Frank” (The Rabbit). But hey I only had 15 minutes

    …and since you did not leave a legitimate email for me to respond to this is my only course of response. I have added my Image credit to the above mentioned Image. I will keep people like you in mind when creating images of this nature in the future, and make sure its fabrication is noted.

  9. S on May 10th, 08

    can’t we create a petition against this sequel? If everyone would sign it, it would be great right? This is just like hillary clinton going for president – stupid!

    S (holland)

  10. JJ on May 12th, 08

    I don’t think that you have a clue what it’s like to communicate with these kids. We are losing them to apathy… to this prescribed nonsense. They are slipping away.

  11. enraged on May 12th, 08

    stttuuuupid.

    I have no response to this, but suicide.

  12. DegrassiFan on May 14th, 08

    I think its just a rumor it cant happen no one cares about the family years later after Donnies death. And Samantha having visions of the bunny sounds like a fourth Final destination. The classic one was brilliant nothing can beat it and the sequel would just kill it.

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  14. topsy kretts on May 16th, 08

    Donnie Darko 2 is actually named ’s Darko’:
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1231277/

  15. topsy kretts on May 16th, 08

    IMDB reference: tt1231277

  16. Alex Noir on May 22nd, 08

    i doubt the creators of this movie have even seen the first one =[

    if so, they would know A RABBIT IS ONLY PRESENT IN DONNIE DARKO BECAUSE HE KILLED A GUY WEARING A RABBIT SUIT

    not to bust your plot point, waste of imagination bubble
    but this is the worst concept for a movie i have heard in awhile

  17. eh? on May 26th, 08

    What are you guys on about?

    Best idea ever… not only does it get rid of the most confusing characters, it keeps with the complete and utter illogic of the first film. Furthermore, it’s going to keep the kid’s acting career going at least for six months more and keep the film businesses operating. And its guaranteed to make a shitload of money at the box office, purely from the fact that people will go to see if it really is as bad as they thought. Don’t tell me you won´t? You will. Just like you bought the Directors Cut edition.

    Great idea. I commend the person who put this to the studios.

  18. Gunngirl on May 29th, 08

    So right, no need for this. Problems is that the Gossip Girl/One Tree Hill generation will think this one is great. You CAN NOT improve or follow “Donnie Darko” This is gonna suck. Even more stupid, this is not the kind of movie that warrants a sequel.

  19. Boycot on June 20th, 08

    We need to stop this from happing we need to ban together and boycott this shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Yours Truly on July 5th, 08

    Donnie Darko is the best movie ever witnessed without a doubt hands down i disagree with this sequel
    i want some way to protest like “s” and the comment before me posted previously
    almost everywhere i read people don’t approve so why try Chris Fisher?
    money.
    greedy son of a …

  21. haha on July 13th, 08

    Wow….. this is gonna suck…. meteors and bunnies? o this is prefect im gonna post a link to my photoshopped cover….. hahas

  22. lilwhit6390 on July 25th, 08

    You can sign a petition to try and stop it

    http://www.petitiononline.com/sdarko/petition.html

  23. agustin on September 9th, 08

    S-Darko??
    S-TUPID!!!
    oh my god… they are going to destroy the best movie ever made with this METEOR AND BUNNIE thing… oh my god…
    everyone said this but.. like they didnt understand the first one!!… it wasnt a bunny, it was a guy with a F***COSTUME!!
    i cant believe it… o dont do that please!
    i will sing this petition and go to church to pray to god they dont ruin my life doing it.. they know im gonna watch it… and then kill myself

    anyway… excuse my englis

    aGustin!

  24. EMILY on September 22nd, 08

    oh dear god!
    donnie darko is one of my favourite movies ever because of how confusing it is and the pure brilliance of it.
    a follow up is not going to do it any justice first of all they cannot use a rabbit. the rabbit is significant because donnie kills the guy in the rabbit suit who goes back in time to talk to donnie etc what does that have to do with samantha!!!! honestly!!!
    i signed the petition and i hope we can kill this follow up!!!

    laters skaters

  25. Anonymous on October 31st, 08

    this is ridiculous, any1 haveing anything 2 do w/ this should be beaten until the realise this, dd is prob the best movie ive ever seen, lotts of movies should have sequals, this isnt 1 (meteorites? what the hell does that have 2 do w/ anything at all)

  26. chloe on November 16th, 08

    eh-hem…. CANT TOUCH THIS *doo do do do, do do, do do*

    seriously though. it should be in the RULES OF HOLLYWOOD that youre not allowed to mess with movies as epic as Darko. are they really that slumped that they have to use this as their last resort or something? COME ON GUYS, get real.

  27. CameronM on December 20th, 08

    lol wow this will murder me hey

    theres even an official website for the movie…

    http://www.sdarko.com/sdarko/Home.html

    please some1 kill me before this movie is released

  28. whatever on February 6th, 09

    are you kidding me? Firstly, if there is no Jake Gyllenhaal I’m not watching it. Secondly… a sequal should only be created if it can top the first, in this case how do you do that? I can watch my DVD of Donnie Darko to this day and still be confused. I just feel bad for anyone who invested in this stupid idea.

  29. 10thMTNtrooper on February 8th, 09

    i for one think this is a complete ad utter slap in the face of the actors and Richard Kelly. i dedicated my entire right calf to Donnie Darko the awesome, confusing movie that made it a cult classic. by making a insanely rediculous sequal is complete ignorance. no way in HELL will i advocate the viewing of this movie, and i hope the people involved go bankrupted for creating such a WHHHOORRIBLE “idea”.meteorites and fuckin rabbits, are they serious. i would rather go back to Iraq for another 15 months than watch such garbage. straight SHITE i tell you.

  30. alex on February 23rd, 09

    http://www.sdarko.com/

    “donnie” is in the new movie but it’s not jake

    I really think the sequel will be horrible but I’m going to try and be optimistic about it. At least that chick isn’t bad looking and that new guy actually kinda looked like an older version of donnie. I think it’s cool that he “comes back” or something. Interesting trailer thing…. I hope it doesn’t suck. :(

  31. alex on February 23rd, 09

    i wanted to add 2 more cents,

    I also think it really sucks Richard Kelly isn’t doing the sequel. With the reappearance of Donnie in the film I hope to kind of see what happens after he saves the world (besides seeing his family all depressed right afterward) Maybe find out what became of Gretchen Ross (and her mom on halloween). There is actually a lot of stuff that could be answered in the sequel (although most of it is irrelevant and doesn’t really matter.) Could still be quite interesting.

  32. LiAnna on March 14th, 09

    Argggghhhhh wtat the fuck… It cant be Donnie Darko without Donnie Darko and Frank this is bullshit… I really hate stupid people who mess with originals…Fuck that

  33. SaintGayatri on March 19th, 09
  34. Anna on April 16th, 09

    does everyone know that the original director of Donnie Darko said he is no way affiliated with this one? I wouldn’t want to be affiliated with an afterbirth either lol

  35. Darko on April 28th, 09

    I personally think that this (although having little to no relevance to the first movie) will still be a great movie

  36. frank on May 13th, 09

    Black monotoned rabbit. Leaky concept. Confusion during delivery. Like a easter version of hilander with no blood. The second could only leave more damn confusion. Hopfully they explain some shit

  37. Hannah on May 18th, 09

    they're going to destroy the reputation of Donnie Darko, sequels tend to ruin the original.
    The only excetions are LOTR and star wars tbh

  38. adele butters on June 8th, 09

    i was hoping the 2nd one might help me understand the film a bit better i just dont get it…does he time travel? relly confsing help!!!!

  39. rick james bitch on July 8th, 09

    your gay all of you are gay but this movie blew my fucking mind