Comments on: Joseph Gordon Levitt talks about G.I. JOE Movie and Stephen Sommers

By: Torch911

Torch911 — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:23:30 +0000

Practical? Who wants practical? Snake Eyes is a ninja on a covert ops team.

Snake Eyes never needed help breathing when he was face-down in sand on the playground and he damn sure shouldn't need it now!

—Torch (is a Ray Park fan though!)

By: BluInkAlchemist

BluInkAlchemist — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:06:48 +0000

I'd be seeing this for Baroness, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes and Destro. I'm a big fan of Christopher Eccleston. In any event, this will probably be a "wait for DVD" in my case.

By: Michael

Michael — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:36:07 +0000

We will be seeing an internet post from Uwe Boll within a week of the release of GI Joe, and he will be gloating. Honestly, at least Boll's movies stick close to the source material (mostly to their detriment).

By: mudd86

mudd86 — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 02:14:24 +0000

First of all the lips thing is more practilcal, it alowws more breathing room. remember he is a commando ninja but he still needs to breath.

By: heaphones

heaphones — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:46:14 +0000

considering the global poltical climate when this film began production, i think they thought it would be a good move for global sales if the characters weren't so associated with america, as to isolate the heroes to a country who was not viewed favorably by many.

By: Roman

Roman — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 18:52:40 +0000

This is a load of Bullocks! We all know this is going to fail. Why did they have to stray so far from the source is beyond me. I second everything you guys above me said. Snake Eyes with what?…The Baroness without what?…Meh, just a load of bullocks.! G I JOE: Resolute anyone?!

By: Mann is the Man

Mann is the Man — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:37:36 +0000

I do not think it is fair to have T3 and House of the Dead on the same level. Sure, T3 was not as good as T2, but we all knew it wasn't going to be. HotD was a product of Uwe Boll which is in a league of its own (that being a horrible league of course).

By: DrVenkman

DrVenkman — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 16:26:55 +0000

Your right about those Lips on Snake eyes. They have bugged me from the very beginning. I just am hoping for a great showdown between him and Storm shadow. Baroness is only for the hotness factor.

By: Torch911

Torch911 — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:02:35 +0000

I dunno, Baroness with no accent is bad, Snake Eyes with lips is bad, "acceleration suits" is bad. I hate that I can't stop myself from crawling to a midnight opening show of this. Mark my words, this will be on T3 and House of the Dead levels and that ain't good!

—Torch