ROBO GEISHA trailer Will leave you speechless!
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- By abefroman
There are certain things you can’t un-see. Even if while you are staring at it, you try to tell yourself that this isn’t what your are witnessing. That there must be some malfunction in your brain, causing you to see something that isn’t there. That there is no way, this is the intended message your eyes are sending to your brain.
Those are the exact thoughts and feelings that went through my head while watching the trailer for Noboru Iguchi’s new film Robo Geisha. Following up his similarly themed Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police films. I haven’t seen any of his other films, but apparently they are just as bloody and ridiculous.
This is exactly what I sent to fellow reporter Dr Venkman via instant message, after viewing the trailer.
That’s one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen… Buildings were bleeding!
a girl got stabbed in the ass
a man was blinded with fried shrimp
I don’t know how to express my shock in words!
He was equally perplexed. As I hope you are. But that only describes a fraction of the visual and comedic barrage that is thrown at us.
The best way I can describe this movie is a cross between The Power Rangers, Kill Bill, Ultra Violet, Planet Terror, and the deepest darkest thoughts of a prison inmate. Add in an equally bizarre narration, and you’ll probably still have no idea what I’m talking about.
So just watch the clip, and let us know what you think!
Source: Twitch
When I saw the Machine Girl trailer a few years back I thought "There couldn't possibly be anything more badass than this."… I now stand corrected.
way to go with the "live and let die" rip off riff while your perverted asian uncle describes the trailer. awesome.
I can't stop laughing.
LMAO that was hilarious! I'd watch this just for that reason alone!
No one can top them when it comes to disturbing batshit insanity. I welcome our Japanese overlords.
needs more nonsensical perverted power-ups…heh
why cant the narrator speak clearly…
is that one chick wearn a red dildo on her nose?? weird. instead of worrying about a north korea invasion the spend their time coming up with this shit?? hell no mr roboto!
Yeah, but is it that kind of uncomfortable laughter you do, when you accidentally say something totally offensive? And then no one else is laughing, so you start explaining yourself, and it somehow comes off even more offensive???
Nah! I guess it's just funny.
that and they're really good at math… hahaha… ummm… Ya know cuz they're asian, and most asian kids are good at math… right?
Totally offensive! See I was going somewhere with my reply to shatinferno!
huh……..that is the funniest thing i have seen in a while
WOW….I'm stunned. A movie where the trailer is even more bizare than the Last 10 minuted of "Big Man Japan" (I'm still scratching my head on that ending), but this trailer took things to a whole new level.
Move over "Gummo" and "Big Man Japan"..there is a new movie ont he block to confuse us!
Yeah, nobody in Japan should do anything else besides worry about a North Korea invasion.
Eating Robo Geisha pussy gives you a sore throat.
So many fetishes covered in one short trailer.
that is the most f'd up thing i've ever seen.
LOL !!!!!
I barely stopped myself from bursting into laugh cuz my brother was sleeping
the newest movie from the same crew Vampire girl vs Frankenstein girl opens Aug 16th in Japan
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/vampire-girl-vs-f...