How THE BEATLES terrified America!
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July 6, 09 
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- By abefroman
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- By abefroman
The Beatles will forever live in infamy as the most terrifying band to ever come to America!
In this hard hitting documentary from the investigative reporters at FunnyOrDie, we get the REAL story behind the great tragedy known as “Beatlemania”. In this video Fred Willard and James Adomian recount the hurt and pain caused by the “fab four”, with appearances by Hal Rudnick, and SNL’s Abby Elliot(who I will one day marry)
I have pictures of myself with them, and they don’t appear in the pictures. Figure that out.
If you or a loved one were affected by this dark time in history, please share your story below! Speak out.
Even though Ringo was obviously the most terrifying Beatle, he himself felt that he was the best looking guy of the group. He got so involved with what America thought about him and his mates that he thought if he started taking shots at his own band mates he might be accepted into the American community. So what did he do? He wrote the song Piggies which was a direct insult to everyone else in the band. The underlying theme to the song was that they all had pig faces and that they should be the ones being whacked on by the American not him.
In 1968 The Beatles were going to release an album with their faces on the cover. Apple Records found the artwork so terrifying, that they changed the artwork into a completely blank cover with only The Beatles name printed on it. This album has come to be known as the "White Album."
We can only imagine the torture the general public, and especially record store employees would have been put through if Apple Records didn't step in and intervene.
Even though Ringo was obviously the most terrifying Beatle, he himself felt that he was the best looking guy of the group. He got so involved with what America thought about him and his mates that he thought if he started taking shots at his own band mates he might be accepted into the American community. So what did he do? He wrote the song Piggies which was a direct insult to everyone else in the band. The underlying theme to the song was that they all had pig faces and that they should be the ones being whacked on by the Americans, not him.