That is correct my friends. This is a trailer for Patrol Men, a ZERO-Budget horror/thriller made in the UK. As you will see in the trailer below…. you wont be surprised. But even though it is a NO budget film shot on video, it actually looks pretty decent. BloodyDisgusting gives a synopsis of the flick:

Jess, a fifteen year old male with a strong intellect and a rebellious nature to match. Jess has recently moved to Peyton from the mainland and the authoritative nature of the Island is not to his taste. However, he is calmed by Alex, a sweet natured teen, with an innocence and naivety that Jess respects. Alex has lived on the Island for her whole life and like all of the other residents, she doesn’t question the curfew. However, after a small argument between the two, Jess is embroiled and decides to prove that there is nothing to fear in the night.

Jess disappears.

With a new found determination, Alex embarks on quest to find out where Jess has gone. The quest leads her deep in the darkest depths of the island, encountering numerous characters along the way including an angry, foul mouthed mechanic- a one hundred and fifty year old man- and a ruthless Mayor.

Alex rebels against the ideologies of everybody to uncover a web of deceit, corruption and ultimately, violence. Why fear the night? Who is Marcus Day? What are the Patrol Men?

Check out the trailer and see for yourself.

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