Chris Pratt Hilariously Hypes GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 Like No Film Has Been Hyped Before

I know you're all already sold on the awesomeness of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, but in case you needed a little extra boost of excitement, Chris Pratt is here to give it to you. He took to his Facebook page recently and hilariously hyped up the film unlike any film has ever been hyped before. Hell, at one point he even says everyone will get pregnant! it's absolutely insane, and that's why I love it! Here's the message he posted:

On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We’re gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie.
Humbly,
Starlord

Yeah, that sounds about right! I don't know about you, but it all makes sense and I'm ready to see all of it come to pass when Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 rockets into theaters on May 5th! 

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