Who wouldn't want Kevin Spacey as a teacher?

by Billy Fisher

I am so jealous.  Kevin Spacey has taken it upon himself to make sure that the actors of tomorrow will know what they are doing.  The multi award winning juggernaut known as Kevin Spacey has agreed to become a professor at Oxford University.  This is no joke people, all of you across the pond are in for a special treat.  This is what the man has to say about this situation:

'It really is an honour for me to have been invited to follow such illustrious names and take up this role at Oxford. The university is steeped in tradition and has a great heritage in the arts and I look forward to working with the students and staff. I am delighted that Cameron thought of me, I relish the challenge ahead and am excited for term to begin.'

Unless you have been living under a rock for the last twenty years, you know that this is a momentous occasion.  Any of you that are thinking that you are going to be the next big thing better get your bags packed and go learn from the best.  This world could always use more talent like his.

McMurphy Out!


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