Can Max Payne Kick Batmans Ass? Mark Wahlberg seems to think so.

by Joey Paur

Ok so what do you think? Does Max Payne has what it takes to win in a fight with Batman? Here is what Mark Wahlberg thinks that he can here is what he told MTV in a recent interview:

"I'm not talking about financial box office, I'm talking about one-on-one with these [puts up fists],"

Well of course he wont be able to beat him in the box office, but in a one of one fight between the two I don't think so. But Mark calls Batman out anyway.

"Take off the suit and if you want to go one-on-one, two-on-one, and put a couple of you guys together-they all like to put the comic book characters together-come at me."

Ok, Mark calm down there buddy. Not only will he take on Batman, but he wants to throw in a couple more superheros in the mix to beat down. He also tells Batman to take of the suit for the fight and thats fine, but come on Mark you gotta put down the guns! You see, Batman is so skilled he doesn't have to use a gun to kick ass like Max Payne does. Without the guns Max Payne aint got a chance in hell. But Mark adds.

“I guarantee you there’s not a badder dude in a movie this year than Max Payne. This is like my characters from The Departed, Fear, Four Brothers, all mixed into one, times ten.”

See now you've gone and done it. If you want to talk about bad dudes in movies this year Max Payne wont even come close to the Joker, becuase he takes all your characters mixed into one times ten and times that by a 100 and yove got the Joker.

Mark, Don't get me wrong I can't wait to see Max Payne. I think it looks like tons of fun, but I just don't think Max has got what it takes to bring down The Batman. What do you all think?

What about a fight between Mark Wahlberg and Christian Bale?

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