ROBO GEISHA trailer Will leave you speechless!

by Eli Reyes


There are certain things you can't un-see. Even if while you are staring at it, you try to tell yourself that this isn't what your are witnessing. That there must be some malfunction in your brain, causing you to see something that isn't there. That there is no way, this is the intended message your eyes are sending to your brain.

Those are the exact thoughts and feelings that went through my head while watching the trailer for Noboru Iguchi's new film Robo Geisha. Following up his similarly themed Machine Girl and Tokyo Gore Police films. I haven't seen any of his other films, but apparently they are just as bloody and ridiculous.

This is exactly what I sent to fellow reporter Dr Venkman via instant message, after viewing the trailer.

That's one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen... Buildings were bleeding!

a girl got stabbed in the ass

a man was blinded with fried shrimp

I don't know how to express my shock in words!

He was equally perplexed. As I hope you are. But that only describes a fraction of the visual and comedic barrage that is thrown at us.

The best way I can describe this movie is a cross between The Power Rangers, Kill Bill, Ultra Violet, Planet Terror, and the deepest darkest thoughts of a prison inmate. Add in an equally bizarre narration, and you'll probably still have no idea what I'm talking about.

So just watch the clip, and let us know what you think!

Source: Twitch

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