Movie Poster Roundup: MacGruber, Kick-Ass, Despicable Me, Toy Story 3, The Losers, Beastly

We've got a roundup of movie posters to bring you this morning. We have what I believe is the first poster for MacGruber, and the last of the Kick-Ass propaganda posters. We have a couple of Easter-themed poster of Despicabe Me and Toy Story 3, more like egg-themed. We also have a new poster for The Losers, which I feel bad for, considering when its trailer played in front of Clash of The Titans, it was near back-to-back with the new A-Team trailer, and just paled in comparison with disastrous tire-flattening results. Finally, we have a poster for the oh-so-terrible Vannessa Hudgens film, Beastly, a modern-day twist on Beauty and the Beast. I saw the trailer for this a month or two ago... and boy was it bad. Mary-Kate Olsen plays a witch (real stretch, I know.) But I can't believe NPH is in it though.

Anyway, check out the posters, and sound-off in the rant back section. The posters are paired with some info-riffic synopses, cast details, and release dates for you, if for some reason you can't locate the release date on the giant posters. Pssssst, it's the words and numbers that aren't the titles... shhhh.

MacGruber - Blurb Poster:

Official Synopsis:

Only one American hero has earned the rank of Green Beret, Navy SEAL and Army Ranger. Just one operative has been awarded 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor and 7 presidential medals of bravery. And only one guy is man enough to still sport a mullet. In 2010, Will Forte brings Saturday Night Live’s clueless soldier of fortune to the big screen in the action comedy MacGruber.

In the 10 years since his fiancée was killed, special op MacGruber has sworn off a life of fighting crime with his bare hands. But when he learns that his country needs him to find a nuclear warhead that’s been stolen by his sworn enemy, Dieter Von Cunth (Val Kilmer), MacGruber figures he’s the only one tough enough for the job.

Assembling an elite team of experts—Lt. Dixon Piper (Ryan Phillippe) and Vicki St. Elmo (Kristen Wiig)—MacGruber will navigate an army of assassins to hunt down Cunth and bring him to justice. His methods may be unorthodox. His crime scenes may get messy. But if you want the world saved right, you call in MacGruber.

Release date: May 21, 2010
Rating: R
Genre: Action comedy
Cast: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Ryan Phillippe, Powers Boothe, Maya Rudolph and Val Kilmer
Written by: Will Forte & John Solomon & Jorma Taccone
Directed by: Jorma Taccone

[Red-Band Trailer 1] [Green-Band Trailer] [Red-Band Trailer 2]


Kick-Ass - Big Daddy Propaganda Poster:


Kick-Ass tells the story of average teenager Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a comic-book fanboy who decides to take his obsession as inspiration to become a real-life superhero. As any good superhero would, he chooses a new name...Kick-Ass who assembles a suit and mask to wear, and gets to work fighting crime. There's only one problem standing in his way: Kick-Ass has absolutely no superpowers. His life is forever changed as he inspires a subculture of copy cats, is hunted by assorted violent and unpleasant characters, and meets up with a pair of crazed vigilantes, including an 11-year-old sword-wielding dynamo, Hit Girl (Chloë Moretz) and her father, Big Daddy (Nicolas Cage).

Release date: April 16, 2010
Rating: R
Genre: Action comedy
Cast: Aaron Johnson, Nicolas Cage, Chloe Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Mark Strong
Written by: Jane Goldman
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn



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