Latest MACHETE Poster Shows Lindsay Lohan Licking Her Gun!

We all know where Lindsay Lohan will be receiving her mail for the next 90 days, 28 with good behavior. She was completely unseen in the new Machete trailer released but it seems they're making up for that with this poster. Oh my! Machete stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin and Lindsay Lohan. The Robert Rodriguez helmed film hits theaters on September 3rd.


He looked like just another day laborer from the streets, and the perfect fall guy for a crooked political assassination. But he turned out to be Machete (Danny Trejo), A legendary ex-federale with a deadly attitude and the skills to match.

Machete is the latest movie from writer / director Robert Rodriguez (Predators, Sin City, From Disk Till Dawn) and is co-directed by Ethan Maniquis.

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