Jubilee Defeats the X-Men? Really? REALLY!?!?

Marvel.com has previewed X-Men #3 with the tagline "Jubilee Defeats the X-men".  Not a question, a statement.  That girl who uses fireworks and wears a gaudy raincoat is going to beat a formidable team of veteran mutants?  Now if they'd told me that "Jubilee Defeats the New Mutants" then I'd understand, those guys are wimps.  But the entire X-Men organization??  One person??  With the power of fireworks?  I mean fireworks are loud, sure, but can they really do any harm?

**loses hand to Roman candle**

Let's hear from you guys.  Are you intrigued to find out how Jubilee does it?  Check out X-Men #3, and while we wait, dictate your most ridiculous "Jubilee defeats X-Men" story lines in the comments section below. 

**prances around corner waving sparklers**