Darth Vader Sucks At Fantasy Football

"Too soon?"

In two circles that usually have little common ground, there is a magical moment in which geeks and jocks can set aside their differences (us getting more attractive with age and them gaining an average of 40 pounds post athletic days) and participate in the competitive league that is Fantasy Football.

Being one of the few words you can pair with fantasy and not feel some sort of shame, it's only fitting that the Dark Lord wishes to try his hand in the Empire league, regardless of his n00bness.

There's some errors, like why would Boba Fett be trying to pull a blaster on Darth Vader, but we'll cut them some slack. Great job ESPN.


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