New SMURFS Movie Poster

MoviePoster by Joey Paur

I don't think there's anything that will get me into the movie theater to see Smurfs, especially in 3D. There's just no way in hell I'm going to pay $15-20 to watch this movie, and I'm sorry Sony Pictures, but I'm not going to take me kids to it either. The movie looks awful, and I hope it fails, so that studios will stop pumping money into this crap. But watch, the movie will probably make a ton of freakin' money. Are any of you interested in giving away your hard earned money to watch this movie?

The film stars Neil Patrick Harris, Jayma Mays, Hank Azaria as Gargamel, Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf, Katy Perry as Smurfette, Alan Cumming as Gutsy Smurf, Fred Armisen as Brainy Smurf, Anton Yelchin as Clumsy Smurf, Paul Reubens as Jokey Smurf, John Oliver as Vanity Smurf, Kenan Thompson as Greedy Smurf, B.J. Novak as Baker Smurf and comedian Jeff Foxworthy as Handy Smurf.

Here's the Synopsis:

When the evil wizard Gargamel chases the tiny blue Smurfs out of their village, they tumble from their magical world and into ours -- in fact, smack dab in the middle of Central Park. Just three apples high and stuck in the Big Apple, the Smurfs must find a way to get back to their village before Gargamel tracks them down. 

The movie will be released in theaters on August 3rd 2011.

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