Stupid AVATAR Spoof Movie in Pre-Production

Movie Avatar by Joey Paur

This is just sad, the guys that made Scary Movie, Date Movie, and a ton of other stupid ass spoof movies, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are now making an new film called  The Biggest Movie of All Time 3D, which is currently in pre-production, and will be spoofing the James Cameron directed film Avatar.

Now, how is it that these guys are still making movies!? These guys are talentless hacks who have proven the one thing they know how to do is waste peoples time and money on stupid ass, poorly made films. It's stuff like this that makes me hate Hollywood at times. The fact that there are studio executives out there who will throw money on this shit instead of giving it to someone who actually has talent with a great original idea. 

Here's the description:

In "Scary Movie" we spoofed the creepy teen horror genre, in "Date Movie" we took on cliché romantic comedies, "Epic Movie" we parodied bloated blockbusters, "Meet the Spartans" we lampooned the ultra macho "300" and in "Vampires Suck" we skewered the cultural phenomenon "Twilight." But our new movie will dare spoof the biggest, boldest and most successful movie ever made – James Cameron's "Avatar."

With a domestic box office of nearly 700 million dollars and an overseas haul of over 2 billion, it was only a matter time before this behemoth got a good ribbing. And what could possibly be riper for satire? You got half naked blue people plugging their hair into strange flying horses so they can read their thoughts! And nothing in this mega blockbuster is off limits, from its overly simplified message of "big corporations = bad; tree hugging environmentalist = good," to the broadly drawn characters like the buffed out Colonel who's in a perpetual 'roid rage to the very colorful, glowing and... come on, totally stony world of Pandora. And just like "Avatar" our movie will be in eye popping 3-D – making it the very first spoof movie ever in this format. It's a perfect showcase for our outrageous sight gags, physical comedy and audacious stunts that will make for a hilarious film and uproarious audience experience.

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