Gravity Defying STAR WARS X-Wing Shaped Beard

I don't think there's anyone, especially the military, who doesn't wish we had a spacecraft capable of doing what an X-Wing does in Star Wars. Yes, there were more than a few X-Wings scattered around my house or on display growing up. But I never looked at the X-Wing and thought to myself, "Ya know what, I wish that was on my face."

It takes a certain kind of man to pull off this astonishing beard sculpture shaped like the vehicle that proved to be oh so important to the Rebel Alliance. Essentially, it takes a man with enough facial hair (and beard wax) to do so. Namely, that thin Zach Galifianakis looking man is Chad Roberts, who is not only the founder of the RVA Beard League, but he's also a member... who woulda thought?! The only thing that would make this picture better would be if he was wearing a pair of overalls. Wow, he is. Chad Roberts, you are as wise as Yoda, but as gentle and wide eyed as an Ewok.