Hobbit Feet Slippers
For those of you who don't have hairy big Hobbit feet of your own, you can now buy these plush halfling slippers to fill that void in your life. You can buy yourself a pair over on Think Geek for $20 bucks. They are sure to make your life a little better.
What do being a halfling and telecommuting have in common? Second breakfast, that's what! You wake up, pour yourself a cup of coffee and start the day with something healthy, like maybe an egg & veggie scramble. You start your day like an eager beaver, but soon you're reading r/funny and obsessively reloading your Facebook feed. Time to relocate.... TO THE COFFEE SHOP! A new jolt of caffeine, and since it looked so tempting, maybe a bear claw. Or a cake pop. Or both.
Second breakfast happens to the best of us. It's a good thing you are burning tens of calories with all that typing you do! If you're looking to get a little more comfortable with second breakfast and perhaps move into elevensies territory, you need a pair of Plush Halfling Slippers. They're not tricksy, just comfy. Oh so comfy. You'll want to stay in your underground abode all day and never venture out to steal any dragon's loot.
Here's a fun little advertisment they shot. Will you be getting yourself a pair of Hobbit feet?
