Recent Reports Cast Martian Manhunter's Love for Chocos in a Dark Light

Recent news hitting the web is that Oreos are equally as addictive as cocaine, which is bad news for one J'onn J'onnz. A defender of our world has an addiction, and it could be a very dangerous thing. 

For one, we already know Martian Manhunter has a fragile mind to begin with. Tortured by the mass genocide of his people and struggling to find ground in humanity, he needed an outlet, a deliciously dangerous outlet. Presumably due to his martian qualities, J'onzz can consume large amounts of milk and "Chocos" regularly. It was once thought of as quite awesome, now it can only be viewed as quite sad.

Of course the signs were there all along. He was coping with sadness and was prone to rage...and turning into a creature resembling The Hulk when denied his fix. 

Although who is really to blame for this? Is it the martian who unwittingly dug himself a hole upon entering our world, or is it his supposed "friends" who enable him? 

Does anyone else see a problem here?!

JLA needs an intervention... soon. 

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