Stan Lee's Signature Fragrance Now Available
Welcome to the GeekTyrant Shopping Network. Today, we're excited to bring you a brand new product that is strong enough for a superhero, but made for mere mortals.
From JADS International, makers of the Avengers-inspired fragrances you know and love, comes 'Nuff Said, a fragrance inspired by the man, the myth, the mustachioed comic book legend, Stan Lee!
We know what you're thinking, "Finally! Ever since I was a child I've wanted to smell like a 90-year old man." Well, the wait is over, true believers. Until now, the smell of gray chest hair, rusty sunglasses, and sunblock slathered on 50 years too late was only possible with the passing of many years spent unwilling to take a respectable step out of the spotlight.
According to JADS, the fragrance "possesses crisp blends of bergamot, ginger, white pepper, basil, and violet layered in with accords of cedar, vetiver, and musk." Translation: The smell is so repugnant that your human torch won't be making any cameo appearances any time soon.
'Nuff Said will be available through JADS' website and at Comic-Con International and Wizard World shows for the low, low price of $24.99. It's hard to put a price on something you just absolutely don't need.
Oh my gosh! I can't believe we're doing this, we must be out of our minds. If you order in the next thirty minutes, we'll murder your uncle, blast you with gamma radiation, and throw radioactive waste in your eyes… absolutely free. Act now!