'90s Boy Bands Battle Zombies in Trailer For SyFy Western DEAD 7

Hear me out for a second: I think a big part of the reason Donald Drumpf (I don't even want to write his real name) is in the position he's in right now is because media outlets are constantly writing about him. For the past few months, I've scrolled past twenty or thirty articles per day about him in my Twitter feed thinking to myself, "If none of you want him to succeed, why don't you just stop talking about him? Don't give him the attention that he wants."

I'm not saying that SyFy's new western movie Dead 7 is going to be as bad as Drumpf, but I sort of have the same mentality about it: if I don't want it to succeed, why would I write about it at all? Well, it's a SyFy movie for one thing, so it's not necessarily taking eyes away from other films that are playing theatrically that I think are actually worthwhile. And it also looks pretty bad, so I doubt many of you will actually sit through this whole movie, but I figure a handful of you will watch the trailer, get a kick out of it (either genuinely or ironically), and be able to have something to talk about with your friends at the bar tonight during your St. Paddy's Day celebrations. So feast your eyes on the trailer for a western that stars members of '90s boy bands fighting zombies. Dead 7 comes to SyFy on April 1st at 8pm.