A $7,000 DUNGEONS & DRAGONS Pinball Machine Is the Wildest Campaign You’ll Ever Play Solo
If you’re a fan of Dungeons & Dragons and pin ball machines, you’re gonna love this, especially if you have $7,000 and questionable impulse control.
Stern Pinball has officially turned tabletop fantasy into silver-ball chaos with Dungeons & Dragons: The Tyrant’s Eye, a full-blown pinball campaign that manages to feel like a legit D&D adventure.
This isn’t just a themed table with dragons slapped on the side. It’s a narrative-driven experience built around player choice, branching paths, and a central mission to take down the Dragon Queen Tiamat without ever rolling a D20.
Instead of dice and character sheets, you’re making decisions with flippers. The machine tracks your progress through different storylines, letting you choose how your adventure unfolds as you work through quests and encounters.
It’s pinball, sure, but it’s also very clearly D&D at heart, just streamlined for people who don’t want to debate rules for most of the evening.
One of the coolest parts of the table is how deep Stern went with the physical design. Hidden passageways snake through the playfield. There’s a magical shop to visit, a treasure chest that turns out to be a mimic because of course it does, and even a gelatinous cube that literally traps the pinball mid-play like you just failed a Dex save.
Towering over all of this is Rath, a massive animatronic red dragon that Stern is calling the most advanced mech they’ve ever put into a pinball machine. Rath doesn’t just sit there looking intimidating. The dragon reacts dynamically to gameplay with multi-axis movement, making it feel like a real boss encounter instead of set dressing. It’s excessive in the best possible way.
The presentation goes even harder with full voice acting from some serious nerd royalty. Matthew Mercer, Michael Dorn, and Gerard Way all lend their voices, giving the game a surprisingly cool cinematic feel.
The version that runs around $7,000 is considered the entry-level model. Yes, that’s the affordable option. Stern has higher-tier versions that climb well beyond that price point, which is wild but also very on-brand for premium pinball machines.
Do you need a D&D pinball machine? Absolutely not. But it sure would be awwsome to own and play!