A Botanist Weighs in on Baby Groot Debate
Even though James Gunn has come out and said that Baby Groot is the son of Groot, fans still argue about this very fact. So, what does a botanist have to say about the matter? Enter James Wong. He breaks down how botany explains that Baby Groot is really a clone of Groot and that there may be a million more Baby Groots on Xandar. Which side are you on?
THE BIOLOGY OF BABY GROOT. ⬇️
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
Baby groot is created from a cutting of Groot, an ambulant alien plant who dies at the end of the 1st Guardians of the Galaxy movie.
Geeks are hotly debating whether he is a ‘son’ of Groot or just Groot living on.
Botanist to the rescue... pic.twitter.com/7NqKI65M9l
Baby Groot is the result of a form of asexual reproduction known as vegetative propagation.
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
Plants, unlike most animals, retain their stem cells through their lives. So cloning them is super easy.
Baby Groot is therefore a perfect genetic clone of Big Groot. pic.twitter.com/l5Dqaw4DCZ
‘Son’s’ tend to only share 1/2 their DNA with their parents. So this analogy is tricky. Genetically they are one and the same, more like identical twins.
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
(Unless, of course, Baby groot was actually grown from the pollen/spores/seeds emitted by Groot in the crash landing scene?) pic.twitter.com/nLxjiwphwA
If it was indeed pollen in that scene, it would suggest there is a mysterious ‘Lady Groot’ character we have so far not seen.
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
However, as many (most?) plants are simultaneously male and female, it is highly likely that we all have our pronouns wrong here! pic.twitter.com/oHysGBS6RX
And finally, as we now know even Earth plants can process complex information about the world around them & retain it without the need for a centralised storage organ like animals need (ie a brain).
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
If Baby groot is a cutting, it is likely it retains Big Groot’s memories!😱 pic.twitter.com/1dpM4Dubl2
And if you are cross about this thread proposing a speculative hypothesis about fictional, alien exobiology....
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 7, 2018
Congrats! You are even more of a geek than me. 🌿🌴🔬 pic.twitter.com/XSECg3STDZ
As plants can be divided & propagated infinitely by cuttings, there may be many more Baby Groots on Xandar.
— James Wong (@Botanygeek) May 8, 2018
AND as plants can be grafted together w/o tissue rejection (like the diff blossoms in the below pic) the Baby Groots could be stitched together to make a MEGA GROOT! pic.twitter.com/MXf8fyVku6
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