A Guide to When to Pee During AVENGERS: ENDGAME

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I found a nice little guide over on IGN that helps us fans to know when the safest times are to dash to the bathroom during this weekend’s trip to the movies to see the highly anticipated Avengers: Endgame. I can easily get through a two hour movie without having to take a bathroom break, but I usually have to go straight to the bathroom once the movie is over, which is why the 3 hour runtime is kind of freaking me out!

But I’d hate to get up and miss any of the movie or disturb the people around me, so I am going to go right before it begins, probably twice, and try to drink less than usual. But if I absolutely find myself needing to go, I’m glad to have this handy guide to refer to.

There are no overt spoilers in the simple scene descriptions below, but if you are wanting absolutely no info, this is your last call to stop reading now:

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About 55 minutes in

Setting: Japan

We see what Hawkeye/Ronin has been up to, but we already knew he was going to be joining up with the gang at some point, so you’re not missing much here other than a rainy fight scene.

About 1 hour and 3 minutes in

Setting: Avengers HQ

If you’re sick and tired of hearing about what the Infinity Stones are, go ahead and make a WikiLeak. This scene is mostly comedic and isn’t really telling you anything you don’t already know.

About 1 hour and 10 minutes in

Setting: [Spoiler]

Thor and Rocket go somewhere together but there’s a couple minutes of inconsequential banter, so this is a good time to make a quick stop at the urination station.

About 1 hour and 40 minutes in

Setting: New Jersey

A car will drive by and cut to a new scene. This is your cue to drop the kids off at the pool.

Thanks guys at IGN! They say after this you really shouldn’t miss any other moments in the film as they are all pretty important. So good luck my fellow Marvel fans! May your bladders stay empty, and your pants stay dry. Enjoy your Endgame experience!

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