A Priest Transforms Into a Dinosaur and Fights Ninjas in Trailer For THE VELOCIPASTOR

Ladies and gentlemen, while you all wait to see Avengers: Endgame this weekend, let me introduce you to a crazy-ass new action film that’s been made called The Velocipastor!

This is the real hero that we all need in our lives. The film focuses on a priest who transforms into a dinosaur and battles ninjas. This is as B as a B-movie can get and it looks insanely ridiculous and super cheap, but it’ll be filled with charmingly cheesy fun.

Here’s the official synopsis:

After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.

This film was written and directed by Brendan Steere (Animosity), and it is fully aware of exactly what it is. That’s what will make this movie so enjoyable to watch.

The VelociPastor is set to have a special midnight screening and Q&A during Texas Frightmare Weekend on May 3, 2019. The movie itself will be released on home video in August 2019.

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Via: /film