Cat Wearing Leather Battle Armor

HumorPhotosby Joey Paur

No cat is complete without a set of leather battle armor! If your cat was born for battle and doesn't lay around sleeping all day, then you can turn them into a proper warrior cat with this armor! 

Completely hand-made from durable veg-tan leather, this is no mere costume piece. Your cat will become an unstoppable force for slaughter in this fully articulated suit, shielding him/her from foes while allowing unimpeded movement across the battlefield or living room floor. The imposing torso section features several riveted, articulated plates and a terrifying rack of dorsal spines. Your cat's hindquarters are sheathed beneath exquisitely arrayed overlapping scales stitched to a soft leather backing, adorned with nickel silver dome rivets. Midnight black scales and plates are finished with a glossy protective coat and seamlessly join together like the petals of a deadly flower. Adjustable at the collar with elastic and two nickel silver buckles, and at the belly with grommeted corset-style lacing for a secure, comfortable fit.

If you're interested in buying, head over to Schnabuble's Etsy shop! Thanks to Kotaku!

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