Chloe Moretz Will Stay Blonde In THE LITTLE MERMAID, And The Internet Is As Salty As The Sea

In news that in all likelihood would not make our site had it not been for the ridiculousness of the news, fans are pissed about the live action version of The Little Mermaid. Uproxx has revealed that leading lady Chloe Moretz (Kickass) will NOT be dyeing her hair red to become Ariel. I'm not gonna lie, as a red head I'm steamed about the whole deal. Like, I didn't even care about this movie prior to this news, and if someone as disconnected as I can be miffed, then fans are likely gonna be PISSED. Go ahead, click on Twitter and see the response...

^That terrible video has over 4 million views.

While there are many who love their gingers, it's worth noting Ariel was blonde in the original story before Disney...who has nothing to do with this production whatsoever. It's also worth mentioning that in the original story before Disney, Ariel's legs were in constant pain, and Eric married another woman. Just because it was the original doesn't always mean it was better! Take notes on that, Moretz!

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