Cthulhu Gets His Own Chia Pet with a Bob Ross Hairdo
H.P. Lovecraft’s legendary creature Cthulhu gets his very own Chia Pet and when you water the seeds of nightmares, the result is a Bob Ross-style Chia hairdo.
Simply coat its head with the chia seeds, and in two weeks or less, the nightmare will start to sprout from its head. Does anyone seriously buy Chia Pets anymore? I can honestly say that I’ve never bought one.
Joey Paur
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