Description of the Surprising Teaser That Plays Before LOGAN Starts
Last night I finally got to see Logan, and it is seriously one of the best comic book films ever made. It's a masterpiece, and it makes every other comic book movie look like a silly cartoon. It was true, hardcore, gritty filmmaking, and fans finally get the Wolverine movie they've been waiting for. It was a perfect film and the perfect sendoff to Hugh Jackman's Wolverine.
There is no post-credits scene in the film, but there is a secret teaser that plays before the movie starts, and you're gonna love it! If you don't want to know what happens in that teaser, I suggest you stop reading now.
What fans are treated to before Logan starts is a hilariously dark short film for Deadpool reminding us that Deadpool will be back in a sequel. The short was directed by Deadpool 2 director David Leitch, and of course, Ryan Reynolds is back in the role of Deadpool. You guys are going to love the hell out of this:
It starts off with two men who get into a scuffle in an alley after an attempted mugging. Wade Wilson is walking down the street wearing his hoodie and listening to the song "Call Me Angel," which is from the opening credits of the first film.
As he walks down the street he notices the mugging and perks up, ready to leap into action as he says, "Not on my watch motherfucker!" Instead of running in to help the man being mugged, Wade runs into a nearby phone booth and the classic Superman musical score composed by John Williams starts to play.
As he's in the phone booth Wade starts to hilariously take his clothes off and change into his Deadpool suit. This is not a fast or easy task. It's not a quick Superman costume change and it doesn't go smoothly at all. As he is struggling to change in the phone booth we not only hear the Superman theme, we also hear the struggling of the two men continue in the alley for well over a minute.
The sound of the struggling ends with a gunshot. At that point that Deadpool is finally ready to leap into action, but it's obviously too late. We see Wade in his full on Deadpool costume run out of the phone booth and across the street in slow motion only to find an elderly man dead, having been shot in the stomach.
At this point, Deadpool starts running his mouth but it's nothing of comfort. Something to the effect of, "You're not going to walk that off." He talks about how gross it is and apologizes. Then ends up laying down on the ground resting his head on the man's bloody stomach and looks over to see see the man's groceries spilled out on the ground. He picks up some Ben & Jerry's ice cream and says something to the effect of not letting it go to waste and as he lays on the man he begins eating it.
The teaser ends with the text "Deadpool is coming… but not soon enough."
So that's it! Like I said it's dark but still incredibly funny. Deadpool fans are going to love it!