Disney Introduces a $5000 STAR WARS Drink Called the Kaiburr Crystal; No, It Doesn't Come with a Real Lightsaber

Disney has lost their minds! They now offer a Star Wars-themed drink called The Kaiburr Crystal, and they are charging the astronomical price of $5000 for it! What planet are these people living on!?

For that much money, it should come with a real working lightsaber! Good hell! The drink was introduced on Disney Wish, the latest ship in the Disney Cruise Line fleet.

Thanks to a reporter with Spectrum News13 in Orlando, we got a look at the most expensive drink ever created for a Disney property and I’m not impressed. The drink is served in a Camtono, a cylindrical container first seen in The Empire Strikes Back and also featured in The Mandalorian.

There’s no information on what’s in the Kaiburr Crystal, but if you drink it better give the person Force powers. Even if I was super rich, I would never spend $5000 for a drink!

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