Dr. Evil is Back and Running For Congress and He Wants to Make America Evil Again

Mike Myers recently reprised his role as Dr. Evil last night on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon and while there, diabolical villain from the Austin Powers movies revealed that he was running for Congress!

He explained that he’s running in behalf of the Eviltarian Party and his appropriate slogan is to make America evil again. He even shared a five point evil plan that he’s come up with to achieve his goals.

That plan includes:

Step 1: Screamin’ Dill Pickle will be the only Pringles flavor.

Step 2: He’ll make Donald Trump Jr. secretary of treasury.

Step 3: He’ll increase the time to skip a YouTube ad from 5 seconds… to 8 seconds.

Step 4: He’ll legalize weed.

Step 5: He’ll change the national anthem to Baby Shark.

The comedy is all in the delivery, so make sure to watch the video below!

Also, don’t forget to get out there and vote today if you haven’t already!

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