Has Food Science Gone Too Far With Ranchnog?

Yes, you read that headline right, the folks at Hidden Valley Ranch have made a monstrosity they call Ranchnog. They’re official description is, “This ranchified take on the iconic, sometimes polarizing drink marries the creamy, slightly sweet elements of eggnog with the savory, cool and herby flavors of ranch to delight superfans and surprise skeptics with how good it actually is.”

First a giant Reese’s peanut butter cup pie and now this? Don’t get me wrong, I love putting ranch on tons of food, but the thought of drinking it as an eggnog is just terrible. Unfortunately if you wanted to try it out it is sold out, which means enough people thought this was a good enough idea that they actually bought it. That or there are a lot of joke gifts about to be given this year. But why are we getting these crazy foods What’s next, cool whip ketchup? Where does the madness end?

What do you think, would you actually try this out? What’s your favorite eggnog concoction for the holidays?