Here Are Some Bullet Proof Underwear To Keep You and Your Future Generations Safe
You know, I never really ever thought about bullet proof underwear, but the world is changing. It’s a dangerous place out there and no one wants to get their nuts shot off.
So, in an effort to keep the family jewels safe, Sportsman's Guide has released bullet proof underwear that you can buy for the low price of $44.99. Here’s the product description:
When you're in the heat of battle, these British Military Surplus Blast Shorts will keep you and future generations safe from dangerous blows. Blast Shorts are made from 100% nylon and come equipped with an adjustable waist belt and 1" web straps for secure attachment. Plus, the Kevlar inserts provide added protection where you need it most.
What I want to know is what poor guy was hired to test these out to make sure that they work! Then I also wonder how many stupid teenagers out there will buy a pair of these just to shoot video of themselves being shot in the crotch while wearing these for YouTube!