I Don't Understand Why, But Fruitcake Flavored MTN DEW Now Exists

Humor Image Safe by Joey Paur

So uh, MTN DEW has just released a new Christmas-flavored soda… Fruit Cake, and just the thought of it makes me want to puke. First of all, I hate fruit cake! But, even if my favorite cake in the world was turned into a soda, I wouldn’t want it! They just happened to do it with the worst cake ever invented.

MTN DEW Fruit Quake bottles are now starting to pop up in grocery stores across the country. One social media user on Instagram gave it a 0/10 rating and said it "tasted how Michaels craft stores smell." And that’s all I ever need to know not to try it!

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