IRON MAN Trilogy Explained in 2.5 min

Have you just woken up from cryogenic sleep? Are you an Amish kid who just started Rumspringa? If you answered yes to either of those and need to acclimate to pop culture phenomenon, but only have two and half minutes to do so, we've got the video for you!

Here a GeekTyrant we cater to geeks, the Amish, and the recently unfrozen. We've got an animated story summary from Internet website http://mashable.com (you pronounce the period as "dot"). They have an internet series called TL;DW (too long; didn't watch) that summarizes some of the most important movies (moving pictures) and TV shows (smaller moving pictures).

Today we present Iron Man and his three part tale, summed up in two and half minutes. Scroll you're Internet device down and click the arrow to play.

"Iron Man" is one man's dramatic journey from functioning alcoholic to functioning alcoholic in a death machine. With Marvel planning to fill up the rest of your adult life with super hero movies, you're probably searching for a way to get caught up quickly. That's what we're here for.