Man in Pikachu Costume Jump's Over The White House Fence and is Arrested
It looks like the White House may need to stock up on repels because they may just be getting a Pikachu infestation. HAHAHAHHA. Shut up.
But seriously, a guy in a Pikachu costume named Curtis Combs jumped the White House wall recently and got arrested for it. This story is brilliant. He dropped his backpack but there was nothing Hazardous inside. The police have no motive as to why he jumped the fence, to begin with. There are so many jokes to be made though, so let's start it. Joke Timer Begin:
Trump want's to build a Wall around Mexico, when the White House can't even keep out Pokemon.
it looks like Trump will now want to add Pokemon to his America ban list.
Aren't there enough rats in the White House. (I mean, technically Pikachu is a mouse, but I'm just gonna keep going)
There must have been a mix up on the order. He ordered someone to Pee-at-you not Pikachu.
Dang the buzzer timed out. Make your own jokes below. Or hate on me and my jokes. Which will probably happen whether I invite it or not, so I figure I'll invite it that way. I won't be disappointed either way.