Pre-Order This Deluxe Talking Monty Python Black Knight Statue With Removable Arms and Hilarious Phrases

We’ve got an awesome little collectible for all you fans of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you find yourself quoting this movie all the time, now you can buy a little statue that can quote it right along with you. This Black Knight statue is the perfect addition to any home or office. Here are the specifics on the figure:

Get silly with Monty Python!

  • Removable arms!

  • Speaks 10 phrases from The Holy Grail!

  • Measures 7 1/2-inches tall.

None shall pass this imposing homage to the fearless Black Knight from Monty Python's classic movie The Holy Grail! The Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Deluxe Talking Premium Motion Statue is accurately sculpted and highly detailed. Egads! He also talks, with 10 famous phrases from the movie. You can even remove his arms to inflict your very own flesh wounds! Measures about 7 1/2-inches tall.

And here are the phrases your Black Knight can say:

”Tis but a scratch”
”I’ve had worse”
”Ohh, ohh I see, running away ehh?... you yellow Bastard!”
”Come back ‘ere and take what’s coming to you… I’ll bite your legs off!”
”s’alright, we’ll call it a draw”
”It’s just a flesh wound”
”Have at you!”
”I’m invincible!”
”I move for no man!”
”None shall pass, none shall pass!”

You can pre-order your Deluxe Black Knight Statue right here, for $49.99, to ship in January 2020. Check him out below, and let us know if you’ll be adding this guy to your collection.

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