PREDATOR Gets Its Own Dutch Bourbon Whiskey

Predator is the latest movie to get its very own limited-edition whiskey. It comes from a partnership between Silver Screen Bottling Company and Fox Studios, and it’s called Dutch Bourbon Whiskey, which is inspired by Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s character, Major Alan “Dutch” Schaefer.

Here’s the full description of the cinematic whiskey that comes from Silver Screen Bottling Company:

There are days when you are pushing too many pencils, feeling slack-jawed, and there’s nothing you can do to get your mind to stick around. Days when you’re dropped in the meat-grinder, and life looks at you as if you ain’t no man. You’re just a bleeding thing, alien to everyone around you, and it’s as if the whole world is saying- if it bleeds, we can kill it.

But you ain’t got time to bleed.

It’s payback time. You remember a little taste of home: Dutch Bourbon Whiskey. Filling a glass, the aroma digs in like an Alabama tick. Knock, knock…this is quality. You take a sip, and the smooth taste takes you away on a chopper of blended flavors. Like a rescue team, not assassins.

Another sip, and your mind wanders to exotic Val Verde, where the jungle comes alive and takes you on a journey filled with cold mud baths, waterfall diving, and trophy hunting. It makes Cambodia look like Kansas, but you want more, because your appetite for adventure is as big as a house.

This is Dutch Bourbon Whiskey. When you’re in a world of hurt, a sip of Ol’ Painless will have you saying “I’m gonna have me some fun.

If you’re a whiskey fan and you want to want to get your hands on this Dutch whiskey, you can pre-order it at DutchWhiskey.com. It will cost you $34.99, and it’s expected to arrive sometime in April.