Read J. Jonah Jameson's Scathing Daily Bugle Article "SPIDER-MANIAC'S WEB OF DESTRUCTION"
Two years ago, Spider-Man: Far From Home ended with Peter Parker’s (Tom Holland) identity being revealed by Mysterio (Jake Gyllenhaal) via The Daily Bugle editor J. Jonah Jameson (J.K. Simmons). We are about to witness the fallout from this reveal as Peter is trying to move forward with his life in a world that not only knows his identity, but is blaming him for a murder, as well as chaos around the globe.
Now, you can read Jameson’s scathing exposé all about Spider-Man’s identity, titled "Spider-Maniac's Web of Destruction" below:
Maniac. Menace. Mystery? No more! That's right, true Buglers! Ever since the masked marauder masquerading as Spider-Man dangled with impunity above our city streets – without a permit, might I add – and took the law into his own web-covered hands, yours truly worked tirelessly to de-mask the myth and reveal the truth. And now we have. Peter Parker. Just a boy.
And now that the coward has been unmasked, will he do his civic duty and answer for his egregious crimes? Will he use his great power to join the police force? The fire department? Fat chance! Will Peter Parker take responsibility for the vandalism and destruction of property those powers have left smoking in his wake? Ha! Don't make me laugh!
Parker wore a mask because he refuses to answer for his actions. He kept his identity hidden because he views himself as above the law. But if the Constitution doesn't allow citizens to vote until they've reached the age of 18, why would we continue to let a child decide who is saved and who is guilty?
We know he's made mistakes before. Just ask Quentin Beck. Oh, wait, you can't! 'Cause Spidey killed him! So if you don't want to be next, dear reader, join me in this call to the unmasked red-tight-wearing monster:
Peter Parker, we are the public, and we will be YOUR judge and YOUR jury. Call the tip line, folks. Let Parker know you're watching.
J. Jonah Jameson, Editor in Chief
Daily Bugle readers are encouraged to report their Spidey tips to 609-SPDY-TIP. Jameson's tireless crusade against the unmasked menace continues on the official Daily Bugle TikTok account, featuring reporter Betty Brant (Angourie Rice).
Promotional hard copy editions of Jameson's Daily Bugle exposé were available for a limited time at a pop-up newsstand in New York City. Man, it would have been cool to get our hands on one of those! But for now, we can count down the days until we see this story resolve in Spider-Man: No Way Home, in theaters this week!
via: CB