Retro Trailer For The Crazy Horror Comedy I BOUGHT A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE

This week’s retor trailer is for the bonkers British horror-comedy I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle from 1990 that unleashes a blend of gore, absurd humor, and supernatural chaos into one unforgettable ride. 

The story follows a mild-mannered biker named Noddy, played by Neil Morrissey, who unknowingly buys a motorcycle possessed by a demonic spirit after it’s rebuilt from parts salvaged from a Satanic ritual gone wrong.

Once the bike’s thirst for blood kicks in, it begins terrorizing the streets of Birmingham, leaving a trail of bodies and motor oil in its wake.

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle stand out thanks to its mix of slapstick comedy and over-the-top horror effects, with plenty of low-budget charm and gross-out moments.

Between psychic priests, talking severed heads, and an evil motorcycle, the film leans fully into its ridiculous premise. It’s a cult classic that doesn’t take itself seriously for a second, just the kind of bizarre, darkly funny ride that horror-comedy fans love to revisit.