The SyFy Channel has released a new trailer for Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!, and in it they compare the franchises to other epic trilogies such as The Godfather, The Lord of the Rings, and Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight series. 

This is a ridiculous franchise that just gets more and more absurd with each movie. There's an audience out there that loves this shit. To each their own, and as long as people keep watching, the network will continue to waste money on this stuff.

I hope the fourth one they make follows Tara Reid as she is transformed into a shark to lead an army of shark tornados, wrecking havoc across the the country to Hollywood where she will try to get her big break in Hollywood, only to end up taking pictures with tourists on Hollywood Blvd. 

Sharknado 3 will cause mass destruction in Washington, D.C. before roaring down the Eastern Seaboard and into Florida, and stars Ian Ziering as Fin, Tara Reid as April and Cassie Scerbo as Nova. Joining them will be David Hasselhoff as Fin’s father, Gil; Bo Derek will play April’s mother, May; Ryan Newman will play April and Fin’s daughter, Claudia Shepard, and Jack Griffo will portray Claudia’s friend, Billy.
Additional cameo roles include Mark Cuban as the President of the United States; Ann Coulter as the Vice President; Michele Bachmann as herself; Jerry Springer as Mr. White, a manic tourist; Washington Redskins tackle Tom Compton as a reporter; *NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick as a pool lifeguard, and Chris Jericho, who will portray Bruce the roller coaster ride operator.

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! is scheduled to air Wednesday, July 22nd at 9/8c on Syfy. Will you be watching? 

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