Cracked is good at destroying a lot of things you love in life, and Disney movies are no exception. In fact, I feel like at least 85% of the evil things I've learned about Disney have come from that site! Nothing evil here today, but they do ruin The Lion King with a very painful conversation between Simba and Nala on how mating rituals go down between lions.
Get your copy of The De-Textbook here: http://goo.gl/PsFOoz We could've had the first R-rated children's movie. See more http://www.cracked.com LIKE us on: http://www.facebook.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://www.twitter.com/cracked FOLLOW us on: http://cracked.tumblr.com
Editor
I started out as a loyal reader of Geektyrant before emailing Joey one day about the potential of writing for Geektyrant. Now six years later I'm the managing editor of Gametyrant.com and still living the dream and giving my opinion to the geek masses! Geektyrant is my life, and I hope that shows in everything I do!
@G33kyMick // mickjoest@geektyrant.com