That's Not How The Force Works: Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser

You'd think I would have learned by now, but I'm continually surprised at the level of nerdy ridiculousness Star Wars fans will go to in order to have every single aspect of their lives intersect with George Lucas's space saga in some way or another. I've seen themed toilet covers, spatulas, and dozens of other pieces of merchandise, but here's a new one: a Darth Vader toothpick dispenser from Bandai. Now someone just needs to come up with a Star Wars-themed toothpick to make sure that diehard fans don't need to touch a single piece of non-SW-related content in order to clean their teeth. I also really like that photo of the wine glass and cheese plate with this thing displayed proudly next to it, as if that's ever a scenario that's going to appear in real life.

If you're one of the few people that would actually buy one of these, they're supposed to be available for purchase starting in June for ¥ 2,980, which, if Google isn't lying to me, comes out to a staggering $458 in cold hard cash. I hope it's worth it!

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