The Internet Has Done The Math And Figured Out Luigi's Penis Size

The internet has supposedly found out the penis size of Super Mario Bros. Luigi, and I don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed. The discovery came after a screenshot from the new Mario Tennis Aces revealed Luigi had a noticeable bulge. Tumblr then got to work with some algebra equations, crunched some numbers, and discovered the younger brother plumber has a weiner that's about 3.5 inches flaccid: 

The difference between Tumblr and Twitter is that Twitter users are all upset about Luigi's dick bulge because they're so fucking basic and Tumblr users are doing Algebra to figure out that it's roughly 3.7" flacid and they're so happy for him to have a dick. pic.twitter.com/BlQynFRaZd

— Christopher Butcher (@Comics212) March 15, 2018

If that's not enough evidence to never visit Tumblr, I don't know what is. I usually prompt for questions in this part of the post, but I think this bit of news answers every question I've ever had.