The U.S. Air Force is Prepared to Defend Area 51 From The 1 Million+ People Who Want To Raid It

Area 51Image Safe by Joey Paur

Over 1 Million people have now committed to “Storm Area 51” on Facebook. There’s another Million people that are interested. That’s a lot of freakin’ people and they all want to “see them aliens.”

Will this Area 51 raid actually go down on the planned September 20th? I have no idea! I can’t help but think that out of a million people, even if 1% of those people show up, that’s a decent turn out. That’s 10,000 people.

Well, if people actually do show up to raid Area 51, the U.S. Air Force is ready for them. They are prepared to defend the military base famous for hiding UFO’s and aliens. A statement was released by a representative of the Air Force (via Yahoo) that states:

“[Area 51] is an open training range for the US Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces. The US Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets”.

So there ya have it. If there is a bunch of people that rush Area 51, some major shit is going to go down. They’ll unleash that alien technology on the horde of people and disintegrate them all with one sweeping blast.

This whole thing started out as a joke but has escalated into something insane, something that could very easily get out of hand if people actually intend on following through with it.

I’d actually be interested in showing up at the Area 51 Alien Center to interview anyone that did show up! Would I take part in the raid? Hell no. I know all I need to know about aliens thanks to the History Channel.

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