This Figure Combines TOY STORY Characters Into a POWER RANGERS-Style Megazord
Have you ever wondered what Toy Story's Woody, Ham, Slinky, Rex, and Bullseye would look like if they joined forces into a massive, Power Rangers-esque Megazord? Me neither, but apparently the people at ThinkGeek did, because they've created a figure that allows you to put all of those characters together into what they're calling a "Toy Story Banzai Chogokin Combination Woody Robo Sheriff Star Figure." (See if you can say that five times fast.)
I'm not really sure why this exists (other than the typical response of "because the internet"), but it definitely does, and if you're willing to part with $159.99, it can be yours forever. Or at least until you get tired of it and decide to leave it in a box behind a donations van. You monster! Didn't you learn anything from Jessie's heartbreaking history?! I can't believe you were thinking of donating this thing. You better keep it for as long as you live.
