You Can Now Trick Young Wizards With Your Own Tom Riddle-Themed Diary
FINALLY, a diary in which I can store my soul physically as well as metaphorically! Think Geek is now selling Tom Riddle diaries meant to look like the one that appears in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. I guess this is for display purposes? I can't imagine why someone would actually want to write their personal thoughts and feelings in a novelty diary that they'd want to showcase to friends and fellow fans.
If you're absolutely positively needing to trick an influential young wizard, however, accept no substitutes! The diary currently costs $39.99...which feels like someone drove a basilisk fang through my wallet.