Young Kid Slams Tim Burton's BATMAN RETURNS in 1992 Video Saying It's an "Attack Against Kids" and It's Hilarious
I still have memories of going to the theater to watch Tim Burton’s Batman Returns in theaters when I was a kid. I loved the movie! All of my friends love the movie, I never heard anyone say they didn’t like the film when they were a kid.
Well, a video clip from 1992 recently surfaced featuring little Danny Slaski, a "junior movie critic" who completely slams the movie calling it "a total attack against kids” and I’ve gotta say it leads up to a hilarious conclusion.
The video clip comes from an episode of Faith Daniels' talk show, A Closer Look. In it, Danny said he didn’t like the movie because clowns and rubber ducks were being weaponized against kids in the film. He also didn’t like the goop oozing out of The Penguin’s face and Catwoman playing tic tac toe with her claws on a man’s face. He drove the point home that it was just way too scary.
The best part of the video comes at the end when the kid is asked how many times he saw the film. He responds, “I saw it twice to get a real good view of it.” That just had me bust out in laughter. It’s so funny, check it out!
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, Danny Slaski is now a product designer.