Movie Experience for a Pirate vs. A Paying Customer

Humor Pirates of the Caribbean about 16 years agoby Eli Reyes

Here's a step by step comparison Mazer came across for the DVD home movie experience of a person watching a pirated movie, and of a person watching the actual DVD:

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I definitely buy my DVD's, but I have become quite annoyed with the unskippable trailers, the menu graphics that are borderline spoilers, and especially the Blur-Ray commercial that reminds me that I can't afford an HDTV or Blu-Ray player.

What this doesn't include for the pirate, or bootlegger is:

Find Torrent
Download Movie
Burn DVD

For Paying Customers it's just: Buy Movie from store or order online. Or if I wanted to break it down to support the pirate argument:

Drive to Store
Find Parking
Look for DVD in the section in SHOULD Be in
Ask Employee where the DVD is, at which point they look in all the same places you already did
Employee Looks up where it is... for some reason it's in the Candy Aisle

Best of both worlds???

Go to NetFlix or iTunes:

Select Movie
Watch Movie

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