R2-D2 is a reckless mofo. One minute he's ballin on the holodeck smoking cigarettes, the next being caught on camera with girls much younger than the age of consent. Rough lifestyles lead to dangerous consequences, and the Droid's debauchery came to a grinding halt when a brief brush with whooping cough (and a court ordered community service cameo) set him on the right path. Luckily for us he got clean in time for the prequels...I don't know what we would've done without him. Watch the Geek Hollywood Story below.