Geeky Ass Prison Weapons Made From Matchsticks
"MARVEL AT THE FEROCITY OF THE WOODEN BLADES OF DAMNATION!"
I can only imagine what the guy who did this went to prison for. Possesion of pirated video games? Brutal lightsaber stabbing at a convention during a Star Wars vs. Star Trek (why trekkies always lose) argument? Perhaps it was an incident similar to Patton Oswalts on Reno 911...
Whatever the case there are two conclusions that we can for sure draw from this photo. Whatever inmate made them was no doubt a geek (those are all Bleach and Final Fantasy replicas, something the mainstream media missed.) and had a s*** ton of time on his hands as all the weapons were composed entirely of match sticks!
Authorities say each blade was sharpened to a lethal extreme, and also were quoted as saying, "He blended fantasy with deadly functionality."
He also did a pretty damn good job of showing that geeks don't play games if you ask me. Good to know geeks can hold it down even when locked up.
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